(Whoops...Did B. Alan go giving away the end (hint, hint) to another blockbuster? What a douche!)Punchdrunk.Foxy Boxing!RELATED: Stallone's New Rocky Idea Takes on Immigration & Deportation"Why do you have to be such a little girly?"I dunno. Foxy Boxing. Bouncy Boxing. Pillow Boxing at the Viper Room with The Presidents of the United States midway through a Corey Lee-inspired champagne jam. Heavyweight. Middleweight. Lightweight. Chump.Take that last epitaph and pound it into my tombstone, then bury me in Virginia City behind the Bucket of Blood Saloon. Over-eager hands are ready to chisel the word in deep. Senses keen, I can smell the want and need for my blood. Just lay me down on that sticky canvas and spit eulogies in loving tribute. Save all your kind words for the gold fillings you might be able to rip out of my teeth. After the show. I'm sure they'll buy you some sort of see-through poker visor, or whatever cheap piece of sh*t souvenir you can find there, in Nevada. How … [Read more...] about I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPID MOVIE …Punchdrunk!
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Janelle James has taken over Strong Black Lead, now known as Strong Black Laughs. Photo: YouTube/Netflix The comedy-podcast universe is ever expanding, not unlike the universe universe. We’re here to make it a bit smaller, a bit more manageable. There are a lot of great shows, and each one has a lot of great episodes, so we want to highlight the exceptional, the noteworthy. Each week, our crack team of podcast enthusiasts and specialists and especially enthusiastic people will pick their favorites. We hope to have your ears permanently plugged with the best in aural comedy. Strong Black Lead - Luenell Season one of Tracy Clayton’s Netflix interview series Strong Black Lead has transformed, for now, into Strong Black Laughs, where new host Janelle James steps in “to bring you the black champions of comedy and take your mind off all the bullshit.” James’s first guest is longtime stand-up comedian and Dolemite Is My Name actress Luenell — comedy … [Read more...] about This Week in Comedy Podcasts: Janelle James Takes Over
Liz Phair is doing her damnedest to get past the security guard. “Pleeeease?” she wheedles as a particularly simian man blocks her way. ” What’s the big deal, hmm?” she bats her eyes at him, giving him the full-on Phair charm, but the guard, meaty arms crossed over his barrel chest, is unmoved. “Sorry, Miss,” he says a tad too happily. “The show’s already started. Can’t let you in.” The show that will not grant Phair entrance, let alone backstage privileges, is not Woodstock ’94, nor is it Pavement, whose Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain Phair, 27, often jogs to. It’s not even the Rolling Stones. No, it’s slightly more alternative: It’s Coral Reef Dreaming, the nature movie playing at Chicago’s Shedd Aquarium. She strains to look past the guard’s Refrigerator Perry-size shoulders and tries another let’s-all-be-adults-about-this grin. The fact that Phair’s normally crackerjack … [Read more...] about Liz Phair: A Rock & Roll Star Is Born