Some people are fans of the New England Patriots. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New England Patriots. This 2018 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Happy Fun Team. I could have caught that stupid pass. Eat shit eternally. Your 2017 record: “Tom Brady! BEREFT ON THE TURF!!!!” This franchise has won five Super Bowls and has enjoyed a longstanding run of success that will never be duplicated in this sport, least of all by whoever ends up running this team when Bill Belichick decides to retire to life of carrying around tiny dogs and sucking face with every stepmom in Newport. But no one’s gonna remember any of the good shit. Here is what America will remember about this team instead: Cheating. Murder. Suspensions. Losing the Super Bowl on the same trick play their own quarterback failed to execute earlier in the game. Benching and exiling one of their best cornerbacks (who was also a proven big game hero) right before the Super Bowl, driving that player to tears, keeping him out of the game even as the pass defense was… Read full this story
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